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By None Specified | Published 04/12/2006 | Humor in the Saddle | Rating:

What They Say	What They Mean
Started	Rode Once
Green Broke	Rode Twice
Ready to Show	Green Broke
10+ Loper	Can't Jog
10+ Jogger	Can't Lope
Good Mover	Stubbles Occasionally
Barrel Racing Prospect	Just Off the Track
Hunt Seat Prospect	Should Be On the Track
Western Pleasure Prospect	Too Slow for Barrel Racing
Cutting Horse Prospect	Turns & Runs when frightened
Reining Horse Prospect	Spins & Runs when frightened
15.2 hh	14.2 hh
16.3 hh	15.3 hh
Attractive	Bay
Flashy	Piebald
Good for Beginning Rider	Lame in both front legs
Anyone Can Ride	Lame in all four legs
Bombproof	Lame in all four legs, Deaf, & Blind
Needs Intermediate Rider	Runaway
Needs Experienced Rider	Potentially Lethal
To Loving Home Only	Expensive
To Show Home Only	Very Expensive
Can be registered	I think I know which stud got to the Mare
Pony Type	Small and Hairy
Warm Blood Type	Big and Hairy
Draft Type	Extremely Big and Hairy
TB Type	Big Motor
Endurance Type	Extremely Big Motor
Must Sell	Insurance company threatened to drop me
Sacrifice Sell	Family won't come Back till he's gone
Clips, Hauls, & Loads	Clippity clippity is the sound his hooves make as he hauls butt across the parking lot when you try to load him
Should mature 15.2hh	Currently 14 hands, Dam is 14.2, sire is 14.3, every horse in Pedigree back 18 generations is under 14 hands, but this horse will defy his DNA and grow

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