As Horses See It...
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| By None Specified |
Published
04/12/2006
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Humor in the Saddle
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| Bucking | Counterirritant | | Jump | An opportunity to stop for grass | | Crossties | Gymnastic apparatus | | Fence | Barrier that protects good grazing | | Hitching rail | Means by which to test one's strength | | Bit | Means by which a rider's every motion is transmitted to the sensitive tissues of the mouth | | Arena | Place where humans can take the fun out of forward motion | | Dressage | Process by which some riders can eventually be taught to respect the bit | | Horse Trailer | Mobile cave bear den | | Hot Walker | Lesser of two evils | | Gate Latch | Type of puzzle | | Grain | Sole virtue of domestication | | Longeing | Procedure for keeping a prospective rider at bay | | Owner | Human assigned responsibility for one's feeding | | Rider | Owner overstepping his bounds | | Farrier | Disposable surrogate owner; useful for acting out aggression without compromising food supply | | Trainer | Owner with mob connections | | Veterinarian | Flightless albino vulture |
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