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As Horses See It...
By None Specified | Published 04/12/2006 | Humor in the Saddle | Rating:
Bucking Counterirritant
Jump An opportunity to stop for grass
Crossties Gymnastic apparatus
Fence Barrier that protects good grazing
Hitching rail Means by which to test one's strength
Bit Means by which a rider's every motion is transmitted to the sensitive tissues of the mouth
Arena Place where humans can take the fun out of forward motion
Dressage Process by which some riders can eventually be taught to respect the bit
Horse Trailer Mobile cave bear den
Hot Walker Lesser of two evils
Gate Latch Type of puzzle
Grain Sole virtue of domestication
Longeing Procedure for keeping a prospective rider at bay
Owner Human assigned responsibility for one's feeding
Rider Owner overstepping his bounds
Farrier Disposable surrogate owner; useful for acting out aggression without compromising food supply
Trainer Owner with mob connections
Veterinarian Flightless albino vulture
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