As much as we love the creatures, they just have a different perspective then us!
| Bucking | Counterirritant |
| Jump | An opportunity to stop for grass |
| Crossties | Gymnastic apparatus |
| Fence | Barrier that protects good grazing |
| Hitching rail | Means by which to test one's strength |
| Bit | Means by which a rider's every motion is transmitted to the sensitive tissues of the mouth |
| Arena | Place where humans can take the fun out of forward motion |
| Dressage | Process by which some riders can eventually be taught to respect the bit |
| Horse Trailer | Mobile cave bear den |
| Hot Walker | Lesser of two evils |
| Gate Latch | Type of puzzle |
| Grain | Sole virtue of domestication |
| Longeing | Procedure for keeping a prospective rider at bay |
| Owner | Human assigned responsibility for one's feeding |
| Rider | Owner overstepping his bounds |
| Farrier | Disposable surrogate owner; useful for acting out aggression without compromising food supply |
| Trainer | Owner with mob connections |
| Veterinarian | Flightless albino vulture |