Say these things anywhere but at the stables and you may be in trouble!
He won't come into my hands There's nothing like having 17 hands between your legs I'm gonna get off now More leg less Hand It was a great ride, but he's kinda sticky He needs a good 20 minute warm-up Relax your Back, don't pinch with your knees ... go with the motion.... rock your pelvis...... When he gets excited he really foams up If he's not ridden 5 days a week he gets cranky I rode yesterday, but Suzy's riding him today Go ahead, ride him, you'll like it .... he'll be good for you and teach you quite a Bit He can be ridden twice in one day Push!!!! Go Go Go!!! He's being a pig ... get his head up He bends to the left, but he's really stiff to the right He really over-reacts when I sit down into him Smack him if he refuses Clean it quick before he sucks it back in Is she a maiden? Can I pat your Ass? Has anyone seen my breast collar?