Say these things anywhere but at the stables and you may be in trouble!

• He won't come into my hands
• There's nothing like having 17 hands between your legs
• I'm gonna get off now
• More leg less hand
• It was a great ride, but he's kinda sticky
• He needs a good 20 minute warm-up
• Relax your back, don't pinch with your knees ... go with the motion.... rock your pelvis......
• When he gets excited he really foams up
• If he's not ridden 5 days a week he gets cranky
• I rode yesterday, but Suzy's riding him today
• Go ahead, ride him, you'll like it .... he'll be good for you and teach you quite a bit
• He can be ridden twice in one day
• Push!!!!
• Go Go Go!!!
• He's being a pig ... get his head up
• He bends to the left, but he's really stiff to the right
• He really over-reacts when I sit down into him
• Smack him if he refuses
• Clean it quick before he sucks it back in
• Is she a maiden?
• Can I pat your Ass?
• Has anyone seen my breast collar?